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Movie Review: Inception.

I didn’t know much about Inception going in, except for its young (and quite pretty) cast, its risk-taking director, and the previews that showed buildings being turned on their heads. Which happens the perfect metaphor for this turbocharged mind-labyrinth of a movie.

Inception is part action, part thriller, part sci-fi, yet it’s none of these things. It’s an upside down romance, a time-traveling trip that takes you to the one place that’s never been explored–the human dream. Cobb (Leonardo Dicaprio) and his small team are big-time thieves, stealing secrets locked deep in the minds of the powerful. Cobb’s operation is not only illegal, somehow, it’s kept him on the run and away from his children– and one last job offer could make all his problems go away and let him go home.

The difference is, this job is something different–inception, or, the planting of an idea in a subject’s mind during his dream state. This is the opposite of what Cobb is trained to do, but in theory, it works pretty much the same. I understand the concept of wanting to extract secret information from someone’s brain–it sure beats torture– but I’m not sold on inception. Whatever happened to good old manipulation? Are the people in Christopher Nolan’s (The Dark Knight) world immune to persuasion, bribery, and threats?

Cobb assembles himself a team– his right hand man, Arthur (Joseph Gordon Leavitt), an newbie architect Ariadne (Ellen Page), who constructs the physical dream world, a forger named Eames (Tom Hardy) who can imitate anyone from the dreamer’s real life, and a chemist, who designs the sedative that will send them into the subject’s dream–as well as the “kick” that will wake them up.

The plot is simple enough — they create a dream world, then go deep into the subject’s subconscious to plant an idea– and idea that on the surface seems minute, but when realized, could change the course of his entire life. But the mechanics are complex. Creating one elaborate dream world, and then another, with all the details perfectly in place; getting the timing just right; and fighting off “projections”, or people and objects created by the subject’s mind that can “sense” any outsider in the dream, like the dream’s immune system fighting off an infection.

The action is fast, but the plot is faster. Watch carefully or you’ll miss a step from one plot point to the next. But the movie is filled to every corner with visual diversity : delicately imagined scenes of a road that goes up instead of straight, glass shattering into a million pieces, bridges forming out of nowhere, snow-capped mountains that go on for miles. And when the dream collapses– that’s the most brilliant destruction happens. Inception is stunning both in its art direction and in its storytelling, with each independent scene folding seamlessly into the next, Each segment of the film is a uniquely created piece of a patchwork quilt; each designed with different shapes and colors and fabrics, but every one is necessary to complete the whole.

As the multiple layers of dreams unfold, so does the personal dream-demons of team leader Cobb. The scenes between Page and Dicaprio are effortless, and they alone bring emotional depth to what would otherwise have been a pretty, fun, twisty flick. Inception isn’t afraid to explore complexity of its main character, and goes so many places that movies today are afraid to venture. Like its mishmash of characters that plunges blindly deep into the subconscious, Inception asks its audience to take a leap of faith too, and to accept a film with as many layers as a dream.

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American Idol: Idol Was a Rolling Stone. (f.k.a .Tim Urban Still Sucks)

BRING BACK ALEX LAMBERT!!!!

That pretty much sums up how I feel about this week’s show.

After last week’s painful elimination, I was not really looking forward to this week’s performances. I was actually pleasantly surprised that none of the performances were disasters, which amazed me given that it was Rolling Stones week. However, there weren’t any performances that were so good they knocked me on my ass either. (See: Kris Allen, “Heartless”; Adam Lambert ,“Tracks of My Tears”). And thank goodness that this week is only one night instead of two.

Michael Lynche, “Miss You” – I didn’t recognize the song, but Big Mike did his thing. He definitely is corny on stage and he needs to tone it down a bit if he wants people to take him seriously. However, I think Big Mike has a Big Fan Base that will vote for him.

Didi Benami, “Playing with Fire” –If you didn’t know by now, I’m pretty biased toward mellow-voiced, singer-songwriter types on this show, and I love Didi! I still thought her performance last week was my favorite of hers, but this was the best performance of tonight’s show. Didi is probably the only contestant whose album I’m already planning on buying.

Casey James, “It’s All Over Now” —I think Casey is relying way too much on his cute looks and his groovy guitar playing. Without all the filler, his singing is just so-so. I would have really liked to see Casey strip it down and do something more mid-tempo without his guitar. And how weird was his mom with her Casey photo necklace and T-shirt??

Lacey Brown, “Ruby Tuesday”—I’m a fan of Lacey’s voice but something about her performances is just a little off. It’s like I’m only getting half a cookie with Lacey. That half a cookie is delish, but I’m not entirely satisfied. And I want my whole cookie, dammit!

Andrew Garcia, “Gimme Shelter”—Oy, what to say about Andrew? He wasn’t really “into” the song until the very end, but that wasn’t enough to redeem it. He looked unsure of himself, and that really came across on screen. And wow, did his mom look pissed during his family interview.

Katie Stevens, “Wild Horses” – I actually thought this was Katie’s best vocal to date. That being said, it fell short on the spectrum of this year’s contestants. Were you like me, wondering what Lilly or Katelyn would have done with this song? She’s average at best, and there’s really nothing memorable about her. I’ve said it once but I’ll say it again. Please, someone get this girl a job performing at Disney World.

Tim Urban, “Under My Thumb” —Hey Tim, Jason Mraz called and he wants his shtick back. Everything about Tim Urban is so wrong—from his ginormous family (that I presume will get offered their own show on TLC one day in the near future) to his trendy teen boy hair to his permanent fake smile. He just seems so… robotic. I didn’t love his reggae twist on the song, and his vocal was very flat. I know the VFTW types are dialing at lightning speed, but he really is just painful to watch.

Siobhan Magnus, “Paint it Black” – Kara said exactly what I and everyone else is thinking: this year’s female Adam Lambert. The drama, the crazy glory notes. I like Siobhan but we’ve seen it all before. And to be honest, I don’t care for Glambert as a recording artist. He’s so much of a performer that he just doesn’t do it for me without the visual. I think Siobhan’s vocals are crazy good, but I just don’t know what kind of album she would make—and if it would appeal to the masses.

Lee Dewyze,—I started out as a big fan of Lee’s, but week after week I expect so much more out of him than he actually delivers. His song choices are lackluster, he’s always a bit off-key, and he gets lost on the stage. I hope Lee can pull it together soon, or he’ll be an early ouster.

Paige Miles, “Honky Tonk Women”—Paige went country with “Honky Tonk Women”—but someone needs to tell her wardrobe stylist that country does not equal safari. She should have laryngitis more often, because this was the first night she wasn’t horrible. That doesn’t mean she was good, but at least she was on key most of the time, as opposed to last week.

Aaron Kelly, “Angie” —If he could just stop doing his Backstreet Boys dance impersonation, he might stop distracting me from his halfway-decent vocal. I thought he did pretty well on the song, but I personally just don’t care for that type of Rascal Flatts country twang. He did well, but I still miss Alex.

Crystal Bowersox, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” –I wish C-Bow would do something different already. Is it just me, or does she actually make things sound less current? Don’t get me wrong—her voice is tremendous—but her arrangements seem kind of old-fashioned. She’s getting a bit repetitive, so I’d really like to see her take a big risk next week.

Bottom 3: Andrew Garcia, Tim Urban, Lacey Brown

Who did you like? Hate? Did you miss our fallen comrades from last week? What do you think next week’s theme will be? And will we see our first Idol mentor of the season?

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The Bachelor: A Wild Ride

Week 2 starts out with Jake taking a handful of the Bachelorettes on a photo shoot with InStyle magazine. The ladies are Rozlyn, Christina, Corrie, Ashleigh, Gia, and Valisha (I really hate that name). Rozlyn is first up, and as a model herself, seems extremely comfortable in the spotlight. Most of the session focused on her and Christina, who is terrified of having her photo taken–or maybe she’s just terrified of having to compete against some professional models. Christina really grows on me during this segment. Although she’s complainy, she seems genuine, and her insecurity is totally relatable.  Jake seems taken with  her as he tries to calm her fears, and they appear to have a fun time on the set.

Jake pulls Gia aside for some one-on-one time, only to be interrupted by Ashleigh in a bikini. Major slut move, Ashleigh. So Ashleigh takes him over to the pool and they go for a quick dip, but luckily the other ladies get smart and crash their party. Out of this group, I only really like Gia, and maybe Corrie, although she seems a little reserved thus far.

Jake seems taken with Christina, but she’s a little wasted and starts spouting random noises and weird things that don’t make any sense. There goes any respect I gained at the beginning of the show–and probably Jake’s too! But the girl who gets the rose on this group date is Rozlyn, who is clearly just playing Jake as she kisses him multiple times on the roof, then tells the camera that she’s just there to beat the other girls. And since we already know that it’s Rozlyn who’s the subject of the “inappropriate relationship” I kindof can’t wait to see what happens.

Jake’s one-on-one date is with Ali, who receives a diamond necklace to wear on her date. So she gets dressed in a cute mini dress and her diamonds… only to have to ride on Jake’s motorcycle and ride in his twin-engine plane! What?! Why would they give her diamonds if they knew she should really be wearing jeans and a T-shirt?! Anywhoo, Ali is kindof afraid of flying, which she overcomes (“Jake makes me feel safe!”), all to the tune of–wait for it–”On the Wings of Love.” I wonder how many times they’ll play the song over the course of the season. Then they speed off in a little roadster to a private dinner and concert by Chicago. I didn’t hear a single ounce of meaningful conversation, except when Jake asked her about her past relationships and she listed off 5 guys with names that start with J. All in all, I think Ali is cute and real, so I’m glad he gives her a rose.

Finally, Jake takes 5 of the remaining ladies–Vienna, Jessie, Elizabeth, Ashley, and Kathryn–to Six Flags Magic Mountain, where they have the entire park to themselves. They ride a few rides, but overall the date is pretty void of anything substantial.  Jessie and Kathryn seem pretty much absent, while Elizabeth gets very territorial with Jake and pulls him aside. She pulls out a note–ladies, seriously, what’s with the reading of the notes? It kind of screams “I’m still in high school.”– and she reads it to Jake. The note asks him not to kiss her until she’s the final girl standing, and he accepts her “morals” (um, does he mean “mindgames”?)

Later, When they go back to the hotel, Vienna tells Jake a big secret about herself–that when she was 18, she rushed into a quickie marriage and subsequent divorce with some random guy after her relationship with her pastor’s son ended. She gets teary-eyed telling Jake about her past, and he begins to comfort her, but they are interrupted by Ashley, who looks and acts like a former pageant girl. She complains that Jake didn’t kiss her… so we know she’s at risk during the rose ceremony. Jake gives the rose to fake-as-can-be Elizabeth, and they watch some fireworks while she teases him with a kiss that she “doesn’t really want.”

Ella, Tenley, and Michelle do not get dates this week, and Michelle doens’t take it too well and starts to pack. Tenley tries to talk her down, and she agrees not to leave yet, but says she will if Jake does not pull her aside for some alone time at the cocktail party. But the cocktail party has more drama than even Michelle can muster when Chris comes in to talk to Rozlyn and calls her out on her “inappropriate relationship” with one of their staff members. Rozlyn’s response: “I don’t think my personal life is anyone’s business.” Um, what? The whole point of this show is to expose your personal life, and you signed up to date a guy on it. While I think Jake should have had the final say whether or not she was sent  home, I am sure he would have kicked her to the curb, even though he did give her a rose. Jake says he feels deceived, and all of the ladies seem shocked at the news–although, I have to wonder how none of them seemed to know about her activities. (Actually, they did know. In Chris Harrison’s blog, he states that a number of the ladies witnessed it firsthand and told the producers what was happening. Read it to learn more about the scandal!)

So, Rozlyn is subjected to a kind of embarrassing escort out during the rose ceremony, and Jake asks for his rose back, allowing him to keep one additional lady. He says he hopes giving Rozlyn a rose was his only mistake, although I would say giving Elizabeth a rose was one also. She is totally playing games with him, and he’s too nice to see through it.

He ultimately sends Ashley and Christina home. Ashley seems fine with it and only wants the best for Jake, while Christina seems pretty broken up, but I think it was the rejection itself and not the fact that it was Jake that really affected her.

So far, I’m still liking Ali and Gia, Vienna is totally growing on me although she’s a little young (only 23), and Tenley was not nearly annoying this week as she was last week. Kathryn, Valisha and Jessie seem sweet but are complete wild cards because they didn’t really get any face time at all, so I hope we get to see more of them next week.  Ashleigh, Michelle, and Elizabeth need to go.

What do you think of the season so far? Jake is not nearly as boring as I thought he would be, and it’s kind of refreshing to have a non-neurotic bachelor(ette) for once.

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Monday Night: Suits and The Green Lantern Lantern

First off, I have not watched the Bachelor yet, although every television website on the planet has already spoiled who the contestant having the “improper relationship” is. (I was wrong, but some of you were dead on!) Hopefully I’ll get a chance to watch it tonight and weigh in on my thoughts, even if briefly.

Instead, I first caught the 100th episode of How I Met Your Mother. And it was not the musical episode that I was expecting, but rather a lackluster episode with one–yes one–musical interlude from Barney, singing about none other than his suits.  In the episode, Barney tries to give up wearing suits in order to bag a new bartender at McLaren’s, who is really, really hot (according to Lily), but not hotter than Lily (according to Marshall), and really not hotter than Robin (according to herself).  Ted has no opinion on the hotness level of the bartender, because he’s off dating a student… but more on that in a minute.  So, when Barney learns the bartender hates guys who wears suits, he ditches his  temporarily for some  jeans and Tshirts (hey, he has worn overalls to get a girl to sleep with him, so why not regular clothes?), but can’t stand to be without them. In a relapse, he puts on an old suit in a bathroom, rips it, and takes it to his tailor–a special appearance by Project Runway’s Tim Gunn–who says he can’t “make it work” and asks Barney to donate his buttons to save the life of another suit.  In the end, Barney gets the girl (in bed) but his love for suits is too strong to live without them.

Meanwhile, Ted starts dating a PhD student named Cindy (guest star Rachel Bilson), but she breaks it off after she learns of the teachers-dating-students rule that could make her lose her scholarship. But Ted the Desperate never gives up–and why should he, after Future Ted clues us in that in Cindy’s apartment is the Mother’s infamous school bus figurine? Ohmigosh, does that mean Cindy could be the Mother? Nope, just the Mother’s roommate, which is a shame, because Cindy is cute, smart, and guys always fall in love with her roommate. Ted promises her he won’t fall in love with her roommate, but when he tries to show her how much they have in common, the only things he picks out in her room belong to… you guessed it, her roommate. And when he’s kicked out, he leaves behind the yellow umbrella, a sure sign that we’re one step closer to meeting the Mother. So can the writers top Cobie Smulders, Sarah Chalke, Rachel Bilson, and the entire parade of other potentials that have been passed up? I think so–there’s got to be someone out there that’s right for Ted.  It’s too bad Josh Radnor broke up with Lindsey Price, because now that Eastwick is a goner, she would have been perfect! Damn you, real life!

Well, I spent a lot of time discussing How I Met Your Mother (and deservedly so, it was the 100th episode after all), so I’ll quickly run through Big Bang Theory. Leonard and Howard took Penny and Bernadette on a double date, where Penny and Leonard spent the night fighting about whether or not psychics are phonies (Penny says no, Leonard says yes, big surprise) and Howard and Bernadette didn’t understand the meaning of “bases.” Case in point: Howard: “I got to 8th base, shirt off. My shirt.”

On the funnier side of the evening were Sheldon and Raj trolling for girls at a university mixer. (I loved the ad: whether you split atoms or infinitives…) Raj convinces Sheldon to be his “wingman” by giving him his prized Green Lantern lantern, which Sheldon proceeds to take with him to the mixer. But it’s the lantern that’s the big hit at the party, enticing two ladies (including guest star Danica McKellar) to chat up the boys and eventually go back to Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment to play Guitar Hero/Rock Band. When Raj wants a second date with the girls, he gives Sheldon his Stan Lee-autographed  Hulk hands, and Sheldon accepts. While Raj and Danica make out on the couch, Sheldon discusses the pretend world of FlatLand (where you can be a 2-dimensional shape like a line segment! or a circle!), but he ends up going to bed alone, after saying a growly “Good night, puny human!” to his companion.  But when she comes to his room to escape the make-out session in the living room (and get one of her own going), Sheldon invites her in–only to leave to sleep in Leonard’s room. Dear, clueless Sheldon.

I’m loving the Raj-Sheldon show, although missing my Penny-Sheldon interaction. The show could easily be just those 3 and I’d love it, although I would miss the random appearances of Leonard’s mom.

What did you think of these episodes? Did they end your Monday on a happy note, or a sour one?

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Six Months Later… Same Old Chuck

Last night was the premiere of Chuck–and it was a double-dose of spylicious goodness. In “Chuck vs. the Pink Slip,” We pick up 6 months after Chuck has downloaded the Super-Intersect, and he’s in Prague training to be a spy… and failing miserably. What, did you expect the Nerd Herder to be an insta-spy? He’s more silly than svelte, more clueless than covert.  So he fails out of “spy school” and now he has no job, no girl (he and Sarah “parted ways” during our time apart), and he’s eating Cheese Puffs on Ellie’s couch and growing a shaggy beard. What’s a boy to do?

Get back in on the action, of course! As an unwanted spy helper in Sarah and Casey’s latest mission! And of course, his feelings for Sarah only endanger the mission and makes him the target for an assassin– which actually leads to probably the most shocking moment I’ve ever seen on this show. (I won’t spoil it, don’t worry).

After Chuck averts his first crisis of the New Year, Casey gets Chuck and Morgan (who’s lost Anna and his job as a Benihana chef) their old jobs back at the Buy More, and things seem to be back where they were 6 months ago… except that Chuck is fully back in the game alongside the old team–which neither Casey or Sarah is too happy about.

Episode highlight: Emmett singing to “Hold on” by Wilson Phillips in his car… and not knowing the right words.

In the second hour, “Chuck vs. The Three Words,”  we’re treated to the return of Sarah’s friend Carina and Chuck’s first full-fledged mission with the new Intersect. Chuck’s feelings for Sarah–and the tension between them–is front and center as they pose as boyfriend and girlfriend to steal something from Carina’s new mark. The mishaps in this case lead Carina and the mark to Chuck and Morgan’s party, where we get a healthy dose of drunk Lester and Jeff. “You snooze, you lose boobs” Jeff. Jeff, who’s been drinking “Jail Juice” since diapers. I mean, really, who doesn’t freaking love Jeff?? Glad to have you back, my man. The only thing missing was a Jeffster performance in the courtyard, but I guess they have to save something for later.

Now, I love Chuck as much as anyone, but his babbling on and trying to have a meaningful conversation with Sarah during their mission was a little too much. I mean, if Chuck really wants to be a spy, he really needs to dial down the needy, especially when he’s undercover. It was really unnerving to see that after all this time, he still  hasn’t learned how to leave his personal issues behind when he’s in the middle of a life-or-death situation. Whether he ever learns how to shoot a gun or fight or speak Chinese, the one thing that doesn’t require the Intersect is how he treats his job as a spy. And if  he is really serious about it (serious enough to choose it over Sarah, even) he needs to start acting like it.

The previews show lots of goodies to come, and lots of guest stars, including Kristin Kreuk, Angie Harmon, and Brandon Routh. I.can’t.wait.

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What I Watched Last Night: the Bachelor, Supernatural

Good morning, fellow TV viewers! It’s a new year, a new(ish) TV season, and I’m ready to get back to it. The winter season premeired last night with one of my most hated-but-in-a-way-that-I-can’t-stop-watching reality shows, the Bachelor. This season, our bachelor is none other than good-boy Jake, the pilot dissed by Bachelorette Jillian, who, by the looks of the promos, will do even more crying and leaning ove balconies this season!  We’re introduced to the 25 ladies (not 30 like last season)–many of which I already want to smack. Like motorcycle chick Alexa, and Tiana, the girl that can’t speak well. After the introductions and the first meeting with the girls, I really like Ali, Ashleigh, Kathryn, D.C. Elizabeth, and Sheila. I was glad to see Jillian and Ed–so happy they are still together–there to lend Jake their expertise. I agree with some of their assessments, especially their commentary that Michelle is too emotional.

I also thought the impromptu football game was cute, until all the ladies started chasing Jake through the courtyard.  Some other memorable moments are Kathryn’s fake engagement ring and Christina playing airplane with Jake in the living room. However, it’s ditz-bomb Tenley who gets the first impression rose after she reads Jake a list of 10 things about herself and kisses him.

On to the  rose ceremony. Of course, Jake sends home two of my faves, D.C. Elizabeth and Sheila… I guess he doesn’t want any ladies that are capable of matching him at his profession, since Elizabeth is in the military and Sheila is also a pilot. We get it, Jake does not like strong women, or those in traditionally men’s roles. Off to a splendid start. 

I’m torn on Vienna–she  actually seems pretty intelligent, but she comes off as a bit of a fake. Christina just seems bitchy and manipulative. Jake keeps them both. He apparently also likes the “damsel in distress”–picking crazy Michelle (who is borderline bi-polar, I think), single mom Ella, sick girl Ali, and Ashliegh, the girl who fell during her introduction. All in all, he only sent home 2 of my favorites, and kept a lot that I think are really bad for him.  And if the previews are any indication, I’m more right than he is! Who do you think will be the girl that is seeing someone else? My bet is on Christina. It could possibly be Vienna, but I actually think she’s too smart for that. But we’ll just have to wait and see.  Unfortunately, my DVR is pretty full on Mondays, so I’ll probably be watching the remainder of the episodes online, so I might be a day late if I choose to comment.

(I also caught about 15 minutes of Conveyor Belt of Love, but I won’t bother to comment on it. For shame, ABC.)

In other news, I started recording Supernatural on TNT, so I have something new to watch on slow nights and weekends. I was able to watch the pilot last night, and I have to admit that I liked it. I just hope that it actually follows through with the main plot line they introduced–SPOILER ALERT–the entity that kills Sam and Dean’s mom, and later, Sam’s girlfriend. Is it targeting the entire family? Just Sam? I can’t wait to find out!

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So You Think You Can Dance: Top 8 Perform

Is it just me, or did this season of So You Think You Can Dance just fly by? Maybe it’s because the first few weeks only gave us a single performance/results show, or because this fall has particularly been busy. But definitely not because this season is actually engaging and spectacular.  And this year, yet another change comes to the SYTYCD stage (aside from the wacky performance/judging schedule and the addition of Adam Shankman as permanent third judge–does anyone besides me miss Lil C’s glorious banter??). And that change is that the finale consists of the top 6, rather than the top 4. What does this mean for finale week? No girl-girl/boy-boy pairings? An even more crowded performance show than ever as each of our couples learns three routines? Or, just maybe, they finally figured out that three routines per couple  in one evening is just as exhausting for the audience as it is for the dancers.

So, last night’s show. I felt like the dancefloor was showcasing the choreographers just as much as the dancers, if not more so. Jason Gilkison (with two great numbers, might I add–the Viennese Waltz and Cha-cha both spectacular) and the continually amazing Travis Wall being tonight’s real stars. If only we’d had a killer Mandy Moore or Sonya routine, and I would have been jumping for joy.

But Nappy Tabs…what the heck happened?! You used to be my favorite choreographers, giving us THE two highlights of season 4… have we all forgotten the beauty of Katee & Joshua’s “No Air” or Chelsie and Mark’s “Bleeding Love?” Where did that all that emotion and all that creativity go? Are they having secret marital problems we don’t know about? Is that why the best they could give us was last year’s “ball and chain” routine and now–the weird alien version of hip-hop? So disappointing.

But thank goodness for ballroom!? I never thought I’d say that…ever. But it’s more like thank goodness for adorable Australian choreographers that don’t suck all the fun out of ballroom dancing (I’m talking to you, Tony Meredith.)

Okay, I guess I should get onto the actual performances, because that’s the whole point of the show  (although Tyce would argue it’s all about securing those precious Emmy nominations).

Let’s start with Ashliegh, the non-performer. She wasn’t dancing…yet they kept bringing her out on stage to whine about it. Her dislocated shoulder prevented her from performing either of her routines, but the judges allowed her to compete for votes nonetheless. She did her best to look both pathetic and bright-eyed, claiming she was ready to perform.

Ryan and Kathryn: isn’t this the manifestation of the giant and the dwarf? Ryan towered over, and to me, he outshined her, especially in the disco routine (which I really liked, btw). But Kathryn just looked a bit awkward and uneasy, even though she got all the moves (pretty much) right. She did much better in the cha-cha, but my eyes still went to Ryan. He might not have a lot going for him as a solo performer, but as a partner, he rocks. If only he didn’t fake-cry for folks at home to vote for his wife.

Ellenore and Flea, I mean Legacy. (Does he remind no one else of Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers? No? Ok.): They started out strong with Travis Wall’s Mr.-and-Mrs. Smith routine (well, it sure beat Dave Scott’s Dracula number last week). Ellenore proved she had grace and long lines and presence. Legacy proved…he could jump really high and do flips! But can he dance… no, not really. Not without looking like an ape, at least. Sure, Travis gave him some cool stuff to do, but it wasn’t really contemporary. In fact, has Legacy actually done anything that wasn’t some extension of his typical gorilla-dance?

Mollee and Jakob: I like this pairing quite a lot, and I also enjoyed her with Russell doing contemporary last week. She’s just not as annoying without her braid and old partner Nathan. She and Jakob danced a modern Viennese waltz and a Broadway piece from Annie. Am I the only one that cringes whenever there’s a Broadway routine? I thought they were solid, but not off the charts.

Russell: Poor Russell. He’s had not one, but two partners fall to injury, and has had to dance with Melanie Lapatin, the menopausal assistant of Tony Meredith, Shane Sparks’ chunky and not-so-coordinated assistant Rachel, and a third assistant for the Bollywood routine (who was actually both graceful and proportionate. One out of three, ouch!) But then again, who better than Russell to soar through two routines with two different partners that he’s probably never even met before? Only someone with his personality, positive attitude, and raw talent could really pull that off.  It was nothing short of a win for Russell.

So, who should go home tonight? For the boys, I’d like to see Legacy go home, but it will probably be Ryan. Legacy has some weird cult following and Ryan hasn’t entirely connected with the female audience–especially because he keeps taking his shirt off, then reminding us he’s married. Add in his plea to save Ashliegh, and he might have just done himself in.

The girls: I think it will be Ashliegh or Kathryn. Ashleigh has a lot going against her since she was unable to dance last night. And how fitting would it be if the married couple gets kicked off at the same time–without ever having danced together. But, America could get all sentimental for them and keep them on just to see them samba in next week’s finale. Who knows. And poor Kathryn, while she’s got gobs of talent, hasn’t quite mustered up confidence like the other ladies have–and that could be her downfall.

What do you think, watchers? Will original partners Kathryn and Legacy make it to next week? Will our married couple? Sound off in the comments!

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Week in Review: Fall Finales, Killer Scenes and More

It’s certainly been a roller coaster of a week, with shows entering their final phases of the fall season. As we start to come to a close, I want to take a moment to reflect on this week’s best  episodes.

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So You Think You Can Dance: Why are the Women So Annoying?

Once upon a time, Mary Murphy was the most annoying female on the show, with her hot tamale train and her outrageously ear-piercing scream. But in the course of every season, there has been at least one girl that’s gotten on my nerves: Donyelle (s2), Lauren & Lacey(s3), Kherington & Comfort (s4), and Caitlin (s5). But this season, almost every.single.girl. on that stage has an irritating quality that I can’t seem to get past. Last night, the judges let go one of the only girls that didn’t irk me to the core, letting her go because she didn’t have enough personality. (The is still called So You Think You Can Dance, right, and not So You Think You Can Turn Nigel On?) But as it looks right now, the only girl I can stand is Ellenore, with her grace, quirks, and her gorgeous smile. She totally reminds me of Sabra, the winner of Season 3 (and still one of my favorite dancers to date. I would love to see her back on the show!) Noelle and Ashleigh are equally forgettable,  Karen is too sexy/slutty, Mollee tries too hard to be sexy/slutty, and Kathryn is just an annoying little squeaky mouse. What is going on with this season? The men, for the most part, are far more mesmerizing; even those who were already sent home were charismatic and joyous on the floor, even if their technique was lacking (I’m talking to you, tappers!) Even Victor, whom I was ready to send packing last week, has really impressed me with his poise and technique. Nathan, while still very “immature” as Nigel refers to him, has some nuances in his dancing that I really enjoy. I still think that Jakob and Russell are the ones to watch out for, and I still think Ryan is charismatic, but I could really do without Legacy and all the praise the judges(undeservedly) shower him with every week. I.Just.Don’t.Get.It.

What say you, fellow watchers? Do you think Legacy is going places? How do you think the girls fare against the guys? Who do you think should be in the top 10?

So You Think You Can Dance – Top 9 Couples Perform

Let me start this blog entry by asking: What in the world was Mary Murphy wearing? Is there a prom for middle-aged ballroom dancers-slash-judges? And how long is Nigel going to keep up the empty Paula Abdul chair? An invisible judge adds nothing to the show, Nigel. Can’t we fill it with a real guest judge? Just not Toni Basil, please.

Onto the performances (and apologies if they are out of order!)

Channing and Phillip danced a samba. A very awkward, un-sexy samba.  Fast-forward.

 Bianca and Victor danced a Tyce Broadway routine. Despite all the negative judges’ comments, I thought that Bianca delivered way more than neon Victor on this one. And didn’t her outfit make Bianca a mirror image of Tara’s mom from True Blood? Maybe she’s got a demon in her!

Noelle and Russell danced a hip-hop routine (sorry, blanking on the choreographer right now). I don’t know what to think about Noelle. She’s not at the top of my list, but not at the bottom, either. Honestly, I keep forgetting about her. I guess she did well from coming off an injury, but her cartwheel and Matrix-moves left a lot to be desired.  Russell outperformed her in the style, even though they both seemed overwhelmed by the  fast-pace of the routine. I also felt the tennis racquet props really distracted from the dancing, rather than adding any value.

Ashliegh and Jakob danced a waltz, and they were quite boring. I did like the lifts, but felt there was not enough actual dancing. And Jakob’s jumps- though fabulous- were out of place. I agree with Adam, who said “just because the dancer can do it, doesn’t mean they have to.” And once again, I don’t get all the judges’ fuss over Ashliegh. She’s this year’s Caitlin.  Jakob is still a beautiful dancer, but doesn’t bring much to the personality table.

Mollee & Nathan danced Bollywood and reminded me just how much I miss the dancers of yesteryear. Katee and Joshua, please come back and show us how it’s done! The dance was okay, but the judges just ate it up. Guess they don’t know that too much Mollee will make you sick to your stomach.

Pauline and Peter. This is an interesting couple. I feel like they are both very talented but both kind of swept aside by the judges because they’re not “cute and adorable” like Mollee/Nathan or “sultry” like Karen/Kevin or “graceful” like Ashliegh/Jakob. Pauline and Peter are the off-beat,quirky kids on the block that like to make their own kind of trouble- which made them perfect for this Wade Robson routine. I don’t know what the heck the judges meant when they said it would be controversial–by the way, who cares? The audience isn’t voting anyway!

Karen and Kevin- I think Karen is the dark horse in this competition, although she is already Nigel’s little minx (to steal a line from that other British judge on that other competition show on Fox). They are just kind of “meh” for me.

Kathryn and Legacy danced a Stacey Tookey contemporary–a great routine for them. In fact, I thought Legacy actually didn’t suck, although he looked kind of like a gorilla with his shoulders up and his back hunched like that. Maybe that was the point? Call me crazy, but they are actually NOT the uber-annoying couple that I thought they’d be. Between Stacey Tookey and Travis Wall knocking it out of the park with the contemporary pieces, I’m not really missing Mia just yet.

Ellenore & Ryan: Tangos are always a bit of a let down, and typically a kiss of death for any couple that draws it. (I think only Brandon and Janette and Chelsie and Joshua have managed to actually nail it.)  These two held their own, but I keep forgetting they are in the competition. I’d actually like to see them in the bottom 4 just so I can see their solos.

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